My name is Singapore, former colony of , a tiny island in Southeast Asia which he created a country out of from scratch.

Human name: Scarlet Lee Xiao Hong, but call me Hong or Charlie.

Don't ask.

I have four official languages, English, Mandarin, Malay and Tamil, but I mostly speak English, British English with a little American English influence.


Unlike my father/older brother/former legal guardian though, I can actually cook.

I'm a little impatient and I'm working on anger management, but I'm sure we'll get along fine.

Now excuse me, there's a gift redemption in three hours and I've to go queue now before they're all gone.